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It looks like a human, sounds like a human, but smells like the toilet floor of someone who didn’t have time to make it to the bowl.

You know what’s absolutely delightful during Summer in Melbourne? Trams. And people. Trams and people really do make for a winning combination any time of year, but in Summer especially. I don’t know about you, but I take great joy in the anticipated excitement of discarding all familiar notions of Read more…

By gleeko, ago
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Oh Kelly!

On the train heading home from the city a couple of weeks ago, in the company of my friend, I had a peculiar conversation with a young woman named Kelly. We were chatting away, I can’t recall what about, when I heard a loud voice say “Excuse me.”  It wasn’t Read more…

By gleeko, ago
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The Horror That Came

Those visiting Blues. The curse of that news. The night sky unnaturally golden. That tremble of hand. The hostile luck of that land. The breath from my body was stolen. The shock of those words. The lamenting song of the birds. A horror not easily forgotten. The sickly cold night. Read more…

By gleeko, ago
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Twinsies! … Ugh.

Yesterday I was in the bathroom at work washing my hands when I had a face-off, or rather, a top-off (this will make sense in a minute) with a woman that I have never had any previous interactions with, but whose top was almost identical to mine. I, of course, Read more…

By gleeko, ago
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Assistance or Nuisance?

Yesterday I stepped into a store known and loved by many of us. Let’s call this store Costline, since it closely resembles the name of the store I walked into. Don’t worry too much about the store itself – every store is more or less the same in this regard. Read more…

By gleeko, ago